I DON'T THINK TOYOTA KNOWS THAT MOSTLY OLD PEOPLE BUY SCION'S

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/01/2015 at 17:53 • Filed to: None

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I'M TOO SCARED TO LOOK UP THAT HASHTAG, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY. MY PARENTS WALKED IN WHILE I WAS SEARCHING IT AND THEY DISOWNED ME AND KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. I WAS WALKING DOWN A DARK ALLEY WHEN A CRAZY BUM PULLED A KNIFE ON ME, WHICH WAS WHEN I SUSTAINED A STAB WOUND BEFORE RUNNING AWAY. THERE I WAS, BLEEDING ALL OVER THE DAMP SIDEWALK WITH NO ONE AROUND, EXCEPT FOR A LONE MOTORIST, WHO STITCHED UP MY WOUNDS. I POOPED DURING THE STITCHING. I LIMPED BACK HOME AND MY DOG BIT MY LEG AND I FELL BACKWARDS AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE DRIVEWAY. I WOKE UP IN THE SKETCHIEST HOSPITAL NEXT TO A GREASY TRUCKER WITH ONE LEG AND A GLASS EYE. THE NURSE HAD A METH PROBLEM AND I COULD SMELL IT. I GOT OUT AS QUICKLY AS I COULD AND WHILE I WAS RUNNING AWAY I WAS RUN OVER BY A DARING SCION IA.

MY LIFE IS RUINED THANKS TO #SCIONPORN.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro 04/01/2015 at 18:10

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I keep reading it as #scorpionporn :/

TheHondaBro > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 18:10

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Better than Scion porn.

PatBateman > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/01/2015 at 18:18

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AWE YEEEEAAAAH....